Random Line(s) Of The Day:
Setup: Max and Trev send each other pictures on a regular basis; Max daily and Trevor nearly that. This particular day, Max hasn’t yet sent his picture (he’s been busy with college stuff) and Trev has teased him about it. Max, being Max, comes up with a way to twit Trev while also sending him the requested picture.
“Tam!”
“Yeah?” Tam lifted his book in greeting.
“Can you give me a hand?” Max held out his mobile. “My friend’s having a crap day and I wanna send him something that’ll distract him, but I need some help.”
“I’m not gonna take a picture of your wedding tackle,” Tam said, making a face at the other man.
Max rolled his eyes and waved his phone. “No, not that. He hates those guys that walk around with their jeans down around their knees, you know? Especially when he sees ‘em from the back. Since I’m wearing a long shirt today…”
“Oh, all right,” Tam said, getting up and putting his book away. “But not in the middle of the union, yeah?”
“Right,” Max said.
(Edited to reinsert Tam’s response. I have no idea how it got eaten the first time I posted this.)
